When me and my wife stop to think about the bottle prices that people are willing to pay at strip clubs in Las Vegas, we cannot help but to laugh. Strip club prices are ridiculous and they definitely put a damper on your strip club experience. Prospective clients always hit us up, wondering how much they will need to spend for a table and a bottle at a top-notch nightspot.
These Prices Never Stop Changing!!
They vary wildly and can even change on a minute by minute basis. Yes, we are happy to provide you with the necessary explanation. We won’t force you to make sense of this on your own. Vegas bottle prices can be quite mysteriously. My wife and I often struggle ourselves. So why are these prices so hard to quote?
Clubs That Promise One Static Price Are Typically Lying. They Are Not Telling You The Whole Story!
You can take our word for it on this one. My wife and I have contacted all of the strip clubs in Vegas. Bottle prices in Vegas strip clubs tend to change on a whim. In fact, we called multiple clubs multiple times within the same day. Each time we asked for a concrete price, we got some excuse about how it changes and varies.
Mind you, me and my spouse are locals who visit these clubs all of the time. If they are willing to give the runaround to Vegas residents, just imagine what happens to the folks who come in from out of town. The most we could come up with is a “starting price”, which does not tell you much. Meanwhile, there are other clubs who will make offers that seem too good to be true.
That’s because they are. Bear in mind that most Las Vegas strip clubs rake in the bulk of their money from bottle sales. There aren’t many ironclad rules to follow but in most instances? The busier the club, the more you are going to pay. You may even receive different prices from different hosts inside of the club, depending on their commission agreement. You cannot make reservations in advance, either.
Guaranteed Drink Prices? Say It Isn’t So!
If you contact one of us, we will provide you with the help that you need, giving you the chance to avoid all of these outlandish scams. Free entry and a free ride to and from the club are guaranteed. You do not need to spend hundreds of dollars just to get to the club and head inside. Most clubs are going to want you to spend $40 (at least) on their drink minimums but we can get that down to around $20.
Many clubs will even let you convert the minimum drink prices towards a bottle. The prices can get fuzzy at this time, though. Patrons may still end up with a bottle of mid-shelf vodka that runs them over $400. Sure, the price they gave you on the phone was very low but they didn’t tell you that it was just a 750 ML bottle. Beware of the “added fee” to convert your 2 drink minimum into a full bottle, too.
99 times out of 100, that fee goes right into the bartender’s pocket. Hidden fees are also cumbersome, causing the total price to skyrocket by over 20 percent in certain instances.
So How Can You Ensure The Best Possible Bottle Price At Vegas Strip Clubs?
Give us a call and allow us to assist you with entry and transportation. Don’t make the mistake of trying to handle the clubs on your own. Once you arrive, you’ll need to have the right amount of confidence. Don’t be timid, the clubs can smell it on you. The more fear you have, the more likely you are to spend big money on a bottle of liquor that simply isn’t worth the money.
Let the host know what you are there for and what event you are celebrating. Ask if you are able to put your minimum drink spending towards a bottle. The host is your friend when you are inside of the club, they are the ones who are going to be able to assist you with pricing and other concerns of that nature.
The host can also influence your night in other ways. Let’s say that you have your eye on a certain dancer and you want them brought to your table. Guess what? The host has the power to do just that. A host also has the ability to keep the dancers that you don’t want away from your table. Now, we are about to give you the most important piece of advice of all.
A $100 handshake with your host will make all of the difference. That measly $100 is your golden ticket to a wonderful evening. Bottle service is always going to cost more than it “should” but a little bit of kindness goes a long way on a night like this. Trust us on that one! Be ready to tip and negotiate.